Forget the mushy poems and pastel florals. This year, give Mum a card that actually gets her...the chaos, the coffee runs, the curfews and the canteen duty.
At Unseasoned Greetings, we’ve created a line-up of cards that are as proudly South Aussie and no-nonsense as the women they’re made for.
For the mum who survived the chaos (and still raised a half-decent human)
No signage, plenty of swearing and a lot of “how the hell do I get out of here?”
This one’s for the mum who made it through the chaos and kept the family alive. Bloody miracle, really.
For the mum with the magic touch
Like a perfect hit of Mitani Chicken Salt, Mum just gets it. This one’s for the woman who can turn anything around with a sprinkle of magic.
For the firm-but-fair mum who ran a tight ship
No late takeoffs. No funny business. Just firm boundaries and lights out at 11.
This one’s for the mum who loved hard, ruled fair, and didn’t put up with your crap.
For the real MVP of every Saturday sport
Footy, netty, cricket, swimming… rain, hail or stinkin’ 40 degrees.
This card’s for the mum who lived in carparks and behind canteen counters, fueled by coffee and unconditional love.
For the big-hearted, big-energy mum
For the mum who’s a little extra, always brings the juice (and then some), and somehow still remembers your friend's dog's birthday.
For the mum who’s gutsier than a Barossa Shiraz
Full-bodied, no-nonsense and impossible to forget.
This one’s for the mum with spirit, strength… and just the right amount of bite.
For the through and through South Aussie Mumma
The perfect card for the kinda mum who says dAHnts instead of dance and never says no to a glass (or five) of pinot grigio.
The Details:
Cards are $7.95 each
Bundle deals:
- Buy any 3 cards for $19.95
- Buy any 5 cards for $29.95
- Buy any 8 cards for $41.95
50c from every card sold goes to ReachOut Australia, helping support young people’s mental health.
So whether your mum’s more Mitani Magic or Market Carpark Chaos, there’s a card in here that says: “I see you. I get you. And I bloody love you.”
Shop Mother's Day range here.