The Adelaide range
If you know, you know...
Designed to celebrate what it means to be from Adelaide - and the little things that make our hometown so special.
Next day dispatch is available on the entire collection. Free shipping when you buy 2+ cards.
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If you can get through the Britannia Roundabout, you can get through this
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You're my forever (unless Boaky calls)
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I think you're the mall's balls
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I'd drive more than 20 minutes to see you
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Like roadworks on South Road, my love for you is never ending
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You're alright for a Port supporter
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You're hotter than Don Dunstan's pink shorts
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Not long now until you can claim seniors discounts!
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You're heaps good
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Not long now until you can catch the bus for free
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You're as precious as a parking spot on The Parade
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Breast Intentions
Ali Clarke x Unseasoned Greetings Collaboration
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Here’s a list of things I’m not going to say to you
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You're so much more than a pair of tits
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Cancer’s a bitch. Luckily, you’re a bigger one
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Sorry to hear that you’ll have to eat hospital food
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RIP Lefty – Gone too soon…
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Sometimes life gives you lemons when all you wanted was to keep your melons
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If cancer was a person, I'd punch them in the tits
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You haven't talked this much about your boobs since high school
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Sorry to hear about your tits
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Twelve year old me couldn't resist buying you this card...
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Let's be honest, your hair was sh*t anyway
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You always had to be the centre of attention, didn’t you?
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Footy
Cards for people you tolerate despite their poor taste!
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You're alright for a Port supporter
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You're my forever (unless Boaky calls)
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You're my forever (unless Tony Modra calls)
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You're alright for a Crows supporter
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You’ve gained a lot of wrinkles and lost a lot of hair since the crows last won a premiership
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Even though you're a Tigers fan, you'll always be in my top 8
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Just like carlton, your best years are now behind you
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I like you a lot more than I like your footy team
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I hope your birthday is less of a letdown than your footy team
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I love you more than the umps love the Hawks
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I thought of buying you a card that mocked kangas fans, but...
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I’m going to stick with you until the bombers win a final
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A purchase that you can feel good about
50 cents from every card purchased is donated to charities. Our 'Breast intentions' range supports Cancer Council SA. All other ranges support ReachOut Australia - helping the mental health and wellbeing of young Australians. Thanks to your generosity, we donated $1315 to ReachOut in 2024.
Unseasoned musings
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Ali Clarke on cancer, humour and humanity
Ali Clarke reminds us that illness doesn’t cancel out humanity. In this candid Q&A, she shares what helped, what didn’t, and why humour is a lifeline... inspiring the Breast Intentions...
Ali Clarke on cancer, humour and humanity
Ali Clarke reminds us that illness doesn’t cancel out humanity. In this candid Q&A, she shares what helped, what didn’t, and why humour is a lifeline... inspiring the Breast Intentions...
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8 honest, funny & cheeky cancer cards that actu...
When cancer leaves you lost for words, the Breast Intentions range has you covered. Created with Ali Clarke, these 8 cheeky cards say what others won’t...with humour, honesty and a...
8 honest, funny & cheeky cancer cards that actu...
When cancer leaves you lost for words, the Breast Intentions range has you covered. Created with Ali Clarke, these 8 cheeky cards say what others won’t...with humour, honesty and a...
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Introducing Breast Intentions: a collaboration ...
Discover Breast Intentions, our new card range with Ali Clarke. Honest, cheeky cancer cards raising funds for Cancer Council SA.
Introducing Breast Intentions: a collaboration ...
Discover Breast Intentions, our new card range with Ali Clarke. Honest, cheeky cancer cards raising funds for Cancer Council SA.
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Our Mother’s Day cards are as legendary as your...
Looking for a Mother’s Day card that’s actually funny and uniquely South Australian? These cheeky, heartfelt picks say it all.
Our Mother’s Day cards are as legendary as your...
Looking for a Mother’s Day card that’s actually funny and uniquely South Australian? These cheeky, heartfelt picks say it all.
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Become a stockist of Unseasoned Greetings cards
Looking to stock something uniquely South Aussie in your store? Unseasoned Greetings cards are packed with local humour, nostalgia, and the quirks that make SA special. They fly off the...
Become a stockist of Unseasoned Greetings cards
Looking to stock something uniquely South Aussie in your store? Unseasoned Greetings cards are packed with local humour, nostalgia, and the quirks that make SA special. They fly off the...
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The Tony Modra Valentine's Day card: a love sto...
Who would have thought that a heartthrob from the mid-'90s would still be making people swoon in 2025? But here we are. The Tony Modra Valentine’s Day card has caused...
The Tony Modra Valentine's Day card: a love sto...
Who would have thought that a heartthrob from the mid-'90s would still be making people swoon in 2025? But here we are. The Tony Modra Valentine’s Day card has caused...
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The Unseasoned Guide to South Aussie Christmas ...
Celebrate Christmas with uniquely Adelaide cards! Funny, festive and proudly South Australian, with each purchase supporting ReachOut Australia.
The Unseasoned Guide to South Aussie Christmas ...
Celebrate Christmas with uniquely Adelaide cards! Funny, festive and proudly South Australian, with each purchase supporting ReachOut Australia.
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Going the distance for love (literally) in Adel...
In Adelaide, there’s one dead giveaway that someone’s serious about you: they’re driving more than 20 minutes to see you. That’s why our “I’d Drive More Than 20 Minutes to...
Going the distance for love (literally) in Adel...
In Adelaide, there’s one dead giveaway that someone’s serious about you: they’re driving more than 20 minutes to see you. That’s why our “I’d Drive More Than 20 Minutes to...
