Footy cards - Cards to mock AFL fans

Purchase any 3 cards for $19.95, 5 for $29.95 or 8 for $41.95. Postage is free on orders of 3 or more cards.

You're alright for a Port supporter

You're alright for a Port supporter

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You're my forever (unless Tony Modra calls)

You're my forever (unless Tony Modra calls)

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You're alright for a Crows supporter

You're alright for a Crows supporter

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You’ve gained a lot of wrinkles and lost a lot of hair since the crows last won a premiership

You’ve gained a lot of wrinkles and lost a lot of hair since the crows last won a premiership

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Even though you're a Tigers fan, you'll always be in my top 8

Even though you're a Tigers fan, you'll always be in my top 8

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Just like carlton, your best years are now behind you

Just like carlton, your best years are now behind you

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I like you a lot more than I like your footy team

I like you a lot more than I like your footy team

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I hope your birthday is less of a letdown than your footy team

I hope your birthday is less of a letdown than your footy team

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I love you more than the umps love the Hawks

I love you more than the umps love the Hawks

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I thought of buying you a card that mocked kangas fans, but...

I thought of buying you a card that mocked kangas fans, but...

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I’m going to stick with you until the bombers win a final

I’m going to stick with you until the bombers win a final

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i’m sorry to hear you’re a saints fan (like really sorry)

i’m sorry to hear you’re a saints fan (like really sorry)

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Without you, I’d feel as empty as the MCG during a Demons home game

Without you, I’d feel as empty as the MCG during a Demons home game

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Without you, my life would be as empty as Freo’s trophy cabinet

Without you, my life would be as empty as Freo’s trophy cabinet

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You make me feel as high as the West Coast team of the noughties

You make me feel as high as the West Coast team of the noughties

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You’re as precious as the chance to play the Swans in a grand final

You’re as precious as the chance to play the Swans in a grand final

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You're alright for a Port supporter

You're alright for a Port supporter

You're my forever (unless Tony Modra calls)

You're my forever (unless Tony Modra calls)

You're alright for a Crows supporter

You're alright for a Crows supporter

You’ve gained a lot of wrinkles and lost a lot of hair since the crows last won a premiership

You’ve gained a lot of wrinkles and lost a lot of hair since the crows last won a premiership

Even though you're a Tigers fan, you'll always be in my top 8

Even though you're a Tigers fan, you'll always be in my top 8

Just like carlton, your best years are now behind you

Just like carlton, your best years are now behind you

I like you a lot more than I like your footy team

I like you a lot more than I like your footy team

I hope your birthday is less of a letdown than your footy team

I hope your birthday is less of a letdown than your footy team

I love you more than the umps love the Hawks

I love you more than the umps love the Hawks

I thought of buying you a card that mocked kangas fans, but...

I thought of buying you a card that mocked kangas fans, but...

I’m going to stick with you until the bombers win a final

I’m going to stick with you until the bombers win a final

i’m sorry to hear you’re a saints fan (like really sorry)

i’m sorry to hear you’re a saints fan (like really sorry)

Without you, I’d feel as empty as the MCG during a Demons home game

Without you, I’d feel as empty as the MCG during a Demons home game

Without you, my life would be as empty as Freo’s trophy cabinet

Without you, my life would be as empty as Freo’s trophy cabinet

You make me feel as high as the West Coast team of the noughties

You make me feel as high as the West Coast team of the noughties

You’re as precious as the chance to play the Swans in a grand final

You’re as precious as the chance to play the Swans in a grand final