• Greeting card with text on the front that says “You're gained a lot of wrinkles and lost a lot of hair since the crows last won a premiership"
  • Example showing the size of the card. 14.8cm high x 10.5cm wide
  • The inside of the blank card
  • Back of the greeting card with text saying "50 cents from the sale of this card went directly to ReachOut - supporting the mental health and wellbeing of young Australians.” At the bottom of the page there is the Unseasoned Greetings logo and it says "Thoughtful cards for thoughtful humans. Printed on locally sourced recycled paper."
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Unseasoned Greetings

You’ve gained a lot of wrinkles and lost a lot of hair since the crows last won a premiership

You’ve gained a lot of wrinkles and lost a lot of hair since the crows last won a premiership

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BUY ANY 3 CARDS FOR $18.95 OR 5 FOR $29.95

FREE POSTAGE WHEN YOU BUY 3 CARDS OR MORE

TYPICALLY DELIVERED IN 2-4 BUSINESS DAYS (IN SA)

For those who remember 1997/1998 like it was just yesterday. Oh, what a feeling!

Unfortunately, the bloody pyramids were quicker to construct than this rebuild.

Give this card to someone who is experiencing the longest hangover of their life.

Eligible discounts

  • Buy any 3 cards for $18.95
  • Buy any 5 cards for $29.95
  • Buy any 8 cards for $41.95
  • Buy any 16 cards for $79.95
  • Buy any 24 cards for $117.95
  • Free shipping on all orders valued at $18 or more.

Discounts are eligible on all Unseasoned Greetings cards and are automatically applied at checkout.

Card sending service

This card can also be sent directly to someone special with a custom message inside.

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Materials

All Unseasoned Greetings cards use locally-sourced, recycled, high quality card stock of at least 300gsm.

Every card comes with an accompanying envelope.

Shipping

Shipping is free on all Unseasoned Greetings orders valued at $18 or more.

We always aim to print and dispatch within one business day, with shipping typically taking 2-3 business days. This may take up to 8 days if you live somewhere that not even Australia Post has heard of.

Cards are sent in protected cardboard envelopes or small padded mailer bags. This means that shipping is not trackable. You will be notified via email when your product is dispatched.

Dimensions

The card is 105mm wide x 148.5mm high (A6 paper size equivalent) when folded. When opened, the card is 210mm wide x 148.5mm high.

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Fighting loneliness one card at a time...

You're doing a good thing! 50 cents from every card sold goes directly to ReachOut — helping to support the mental health and wellbeing of young Australians.