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Unseasoned Greetings

Congrats on being more fertile than Wang Wang and Fu Ni

Congrats on being more fertile than Wang Wang and Fu Ni

Regular price $6.95
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BUY ANY 3 CARDS FOR $18.95 OR 5 FOR $29.95

FREE POSTAGE WHEN YOU BUY 3 CARDS OR MORE

TYPICALLY DELIVERED IN 2-3 BUSINESS DAYS (IN SA)

This card is dedicated to Adelaide’s greatest love affair! Fu Ni may be yet to fully experience the Wang Wang, but imagine the panda-monium that will be bestowed upon our fair city if they do one day bear it all and conceive a little pandette named Oreo!

Give this card to someone that you just know is going to be the best parent <3

      Eligible discounts

      • Buy any 3 cards for $18.95
      • Buy any 5 cards for $29.95
      • Buy any 8 cards for $41.95
      • Buy any 16 cards for $79.95
      • Buy any 24 cards for $117.95
      • Free shipping on all orders valued at $18 or more.

      Discounts are eligible on all Unseasoned Greetings cards and are automatically applied at checkout.

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      Materials

      All Unseasoned Greetings cards use locally-sourced, recycled, high quality card stock of at least 300gsm.

      Every card comes with an accompanying envelope.

      Shipping

      Shipping is free on all Unseasoned Greetings orders valued at $18 or more.

      We always aim to print and dispatch within one business day, with shipping typically taking 2-3 business days. This may take up to 8 days if you live somewhere that not even Australia Post has heard of.

      Cards are sent in protected cardboard envelopes or small padded mailer bags. This means that shipping is not trackable. You will be notified via email when your product is dispatched.

      Dimensions

      The card is 105mm wide x 148.5mm high (A6 paper size equivalent) when folded. When opened, the card is 210mm wide x 148.5mm high.

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      You're doing a good thing! 50 cents from every card sold goes directly to ReachOut — helping to support the mental health and wellbeing of young Australians.