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Unseasoned Greetings

Happy birthday dickhead

Happy birthday dickhead

Regular price $6.95
Regular price $6.95 Sale price $6.95
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BUY ANY 3 CARDS FOR $18.95 OR 5 FOR $29.95



You know you've reached peak friendship when your mate starts affectionately calling you a dickhead. And let's be real, it's a term of endearment. Send this card to your favourite dickhead to celebrate their birthday, and another year of putting up with their shenanigans.

This card is perfect for:

  • Your bestie who always has your back, even when they're roasting you.
  • Your brother, who is the quintessential dickhead but you love him all the same. Plus, you need to remind him that he's not getting any younger.
  • Your co-worker who knows how to make even the most boring day at work a little less sucky. They may not be your BFF, but they're definitely your favourite dickhead at the office.
  • Your significant other, who you affectionately refer to as your "partner in crime" (and occasional dickhead).

    Eligible discounts

    • Buy any 3 cards for $18.95
    • Buy any 5 cards for $29.95
    • Buy any 8 cards for $41.95
    • Buy any 16 cards for $79.95
    • Buy any 24 cards for $117.95
    • Free shipping on all orders valued at $18 or more.

    Discounts are eligible on all Unseasoned Greetings cards and are automatically applied at checkout.

    Card sending service

    This card can also be sent directly to someone special with a custom message inside.

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    All Unseasoned Greetings cards use locally-sourced, recycled, high quality card stock of at least 300gsm.

    Every card comes with an accompanying envelope.


    Shipping is free on all Unseasoned Greetings orders valued at $18 or more.

    We always aim to print and dispatch within one business day, with shipping typically taking 2-3 business days. This may take up to 8 days if you live somewhere that not even Australia Post has heard of.

    Cards are sent in protected cardboard envelopes or small padded mailer bags. This means that shipping is not trackable. You will be notified via email when your product is dispatched.


    The card is 105mm wide x 148.5mm high (A6 paper size equivalent) when folded. When opened, the card is 210mm wide x 148.5mm high.

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    Fighting loneliness one card at a time...

    You're doing a good thing! 50 cents from every card sold goes directly to ReachOut — helping to support the mental health and wellbeing of young Australians.