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Unseasoned Greetings

I love your booty

I love your booty

Regular price $6.95
Regular price $6.95 Sale price $6.95
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BUY ANY 3 CARDS FOR $18.95 OR 5 FOR $29.95

FREE POSTAGE WHEN YOU BUY 3 CARDS OR MORE

TYPICALLY DELIVERED IN 2-4 BUSINESS DAYS (IN SA)

In the words of one of our great philosophers: "Big, big booty, what you got a big booty | My baby, you’re gorgeous | I mean you’re fine, you’re sexy | But most of all you are just absolutely booty-full…"

This card is ideal for:

  • your long term partner who you wanna get seggsy with
  • the person you're about to go on a fifth date with
  • that person or friend that you always flirt with and maybe want to see where things go

    Eligible discounts

    • Buy any 3 cards for $18.95
    • Buy any 5 cards for $29.95
    • Buy any 8 cards for $41.95
    • Buy any 16 cards for $79.95
    • Buy any 24 cards for $117.95
    • Free shipping on all orders valued at $18 or more.

    Discounts are eligible on all Unseasoned Greetings cards and are automatically applied at checkout.

    Card sending service

    This card can also be sent directly to someone special with a custom message inside.

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    Materials

    All Unseasoned Greetings cards use locally-sourced, recycled, high quality card stock of at least 300gsm.

    Every card comes with an accompanying envelope.

    Shipping

    Shipping is free on all Unseasoned Greetings orders valued at $18 or more.

    We always aim to print and dispatch within one business day, with shipping typically taking 2-3 business days. This may take up to 8 days if you live somewhere that not even Australia Post has heard of.

    Cards are sent in protected cardboard envelopes or small padded mailer bags. This means that shipping is not trackable. You will be notified via email when your product is dispatched.

    Dimensions

    The card is 105mm wide x 148.5mm high (A6 paper size equivalent) when folded. When opened, the card is 210mm wide x 148.5mm high.

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    Fighting loneliness one card at a time...

    You're doing a good thing! 50 cents from every card sold goes directly to ReachOut — helping to support the mental health and wellbeing of young Australians.