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Unseasoned Greetings

You’re so old that you can remember when the trams only went to vic square

You’re so old that you can remember when the trams only went to vic square

Regular price $6.95
Regular price $6.95 Sale price $6.95
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BUY ANY 3 CARDS FOR $18.95 OR 5 FOR $29.95



It’s 2006 and it’s 42 degrees. You have to walk all the way down to Victoria Square in the blazing sun to hop on the 75 year old Glenelg Tram. You climb the stairs and put your cardboard ticket in the validator. The back of your ticket tells you that “If you see someone without a smile today, give them one of yours.”

You lower your back onto a brown leather seat that’s warmer than a seat belt buckle. The only ‘cool’ air comes from the slight breeze through the crack in the window. Somehow though, this makes the ice cream on arrival in Moseley Square all the sweeter!

Sound familiar? You’re officially old!

      Eligible discounts

      • Buy any 3 cards for $18.95
      • Buy any 5 cards for $29.95
      • Buy any 8 cards for $41.95
      • Buy any 16 cards for $79.95
      • Buy any 24 cards for $117.95
      • Free shipping on all orders valued at $18 or more.

      Discounts are eligible on all Unseasoned Greetings cards and are automatically applied at checkout.

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      All Unseasoned Greetings cards use locally-sourced, recycled, high quality card stock of at least 300gsm.

      Every card comes with an accompanying envelope.


      Shipping is free on all Unseasoned Greetings orders valued at $18 or more.

      We always aim to print and dispatch within one business day, with shipping typically taking 2-3 business days. This may take up to 8 days if you live somewhere that not even Australia Post has heard of.

      Cards are sent in protected cardboard envelopes or small padded mailer bags. This means that shipping is not trackable. You will be notified via email when your product is dispatched.


      The card is 105mm wide x 148.5mm high (A6 paper size equivalent) when folded. When opened, the card is 210mm wide x 148.5mm high.

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