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Unseasoned Greetings

You're as precious as a parking spot on The Parade

You're as precious as a parking spot on The Parade

Regular price $6.95
Regular price $6.95 Sale price $6.95
Sale Sold out

BUY ANY 3 CARDS FOR $18.95 OR 5 FOR $29.95



Let's face it, there's not one of us who hasn't spent a frustrating Saturday morning doing laps of The Parade waiting for that perfect spot outside of Argos to open up!

And when that space does finally appear like a mirage in a desert, I guarantee you a big arse Mercedes SUV is going to cut you off as it comes in to claim it (and they probably didn't indicate either!). 

Send this card to someone who you wouldn't swap for that perfect parking spot on The Parade. 

Eligible discounts

  • Buy any 3 cards for $18.95
  • Buy any 5 cards for $29.95
  • Buy any 8 cards for $41.95
  • Buy any 16 cards for $79.95
  • Buy any 24 cards for $117.95
  • Free shipping on all orders valued at $18 or more.

Discounts are eligible on all Unseasoned Greetings cards and are automatically applied at checkout.

Card sending service

This card can also be sent directly to someone special with a custom message inside.

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All Unseasoned Greetings cards use locally-sourced, recycled, high quality card stock of at least 300gsm.

Every card comes with an accompanying envelope.


Shipping is free on all Unseasoned Greetings orders valued at $18 or more.

We always aim to print and dispatch within one business day, with shipping typically taking 2-3 business days. This may take up to 8 days if you live somewhere that not even Australia Post has heard of.

Cards are sent in protected cardboard envelopes or small padded mailer bags. This means that shipping is not trackable. You will be notified via email when your product is dispatched.


The card is 105mm wide x 148.5mm high (A6 paper size equivalent) when folded. When opened, the card is 210mm wide x 148.5mm high.

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You're doing a good thing! 50 cents from every card sold goes directly to ReachOut — helping to support the mental health and wellbeing of young Australians.