• Greeting card with text on the front that says “You're so old that you can remember when the expressway only went one way."
  • Example showing the size of the card. 14.8cm high x 10.5cm wide
  • The inside of the blank card
  • Back of the greeting card with text saying "50 cents from the sale of this card went directly to ReachOut - supporting the mental health and wellbeing of young Australians.” At the bottom of the page there is the Unseasoned Greetings logo and it says "Thoughtful cards for thoughtful humans. Printed on locally sourced recycled paper."
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Unseasoned Greetings

You’re so old that you can remember when the expressway only went one way

You’re so old that you can remember when the expressway only went one way

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BUY ANY 3 CARDS FOR $18.95 OR 5 FOR $29.95

FREE POSTAGE WHEN YOU BUY 3 CARDS OR MORE

TYPICALLY DELIVERED IN 2-3 BUSINESS DAYS (IN SA)

If you told the kids of today that we built a one way expressway and there was a radio station dedicated to telling you which way it was currently going, they’d probably up your meds. 

But yep, that was 1990s Adelaide. And if you remember it, you’re officially getting old!

      Eligible discounts

      • Buy any 3 cards for $18.95
      • Buy any 5 cards for $29.95
      • Buy any 8 cards for $41.95
      • Buy any 16 cards for $79.95
      • Buy any 24 cards for $117.95
      • Free shipping on all orders valued at $18 or more.

      Discounts are eligible on all Unseasoned Greetings cards and are automatically applied at checkout.

      Card sending service

      This card can also be sent directly to someone special with a custom message inside.

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      Materials

      All Unseasoned Greetings cards use locally-sourced, recycled, high quality card stock of at least 300gsm.

      Every card comes with an accompanying envelope.

      Shipping

      Shipping is free on all Unseasoned Greetings orders valued at $18 or more.

      We always aim to print and dispatch within one business day, with shipping typically taking 2-3 business days. This may take up to 8 days if you live somewhere that not even Australia Post has heard of.

      Cards are sent in protected cardboard envelopes or small padded mailer bags. This means that shipping is not trackable. You will be notified via email when your product is dispatched.

      Dimensions

      The card is 105mm wide x 148.5mm high (A6 paper size equivalent) when folded. When opened, the card is 210mm wide x 148.5mm high.

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      Fighting loneliness one card at a time...

      You're doing a good thing! 50 cents from every card sold goes directly to ReachOut — helping to support the mental health and wellbeing of young Australians.