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If you can get through the Britannia Roundabout, you can get through this
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I think you're the mall's balls
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I'd drive more than 20 minutes to see you
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Like roadworks on South Road, my love for you is never ending
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You’ve gained a lot of wrinkles and lost a lot of hair since the crows last won a premiership
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You're hotter than Don Dunstan's pink shorts
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Not long now until you can claim seniors discounts!
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You're heaps good
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You're like the o-bahn – the fastest route to Paradise I've found
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Not long now until you can catch the bus for free
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Congrats on being more fertile than Wang Wang and Fu Ni
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We go together like fritz and sauce
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You're as precious as a parking spot on The Parade
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You Brighton my day
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Thanks heaps
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