Breast intentions
Created in collaboration with Ali Clarke, the Breast Intentions range was designed to say the things other cards won’t…with cheek, honesty and the kind of humour only a good mate would get away with. Cancer is heavy, but these cards bring a laugh when it’s needed most, a bit of sass when words fall short, and a reminder that no one has to go through it alone.
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Here’s a list of things I’m not going to say to you
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RIP Lefty – Gone too soon…
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Sorry to hear that you’ll have to eat hospital food
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Sometimes life gives you lemons when all you wanted was to keep your melons
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You always had to be the centre of attention, didn’t you?
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Here’s a card to break the awkward silence
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Cancer’s a bitch. Luckily, you’re a bigger one
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Sorry to hear about your tits
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Christmas Collection
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I hope your Christmas is the mall's balls
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Murray Christmas
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Season's Greetings from Adelaide
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All I want for Christmas is coo
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The Adelaide range
If you know, you know...
Designed to celebrate what it means to be from Adelaide - and the little things that make our hometown so special.
Next day dispatch is available on the entire collection. Free shipping when you buy 2+ cards.
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If you can get through the Britannia Roundabout, you can get through this
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You're my forever (unless Boaky calls)
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I think you're the mall's balls
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I'd drive more than 20 minutes to see you
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Like roadworks on South Road, my love for you is never ending
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You're alright for a Port supporter
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You're hotter than Don Dunstan's pink shorts
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Not long now until you can claim seniors discounts!
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You're heaps good
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Not long now until you can catch the bus for free
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You're as precious as a parking spot on The Parade
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Footy
Cards for people you tolerate despite their poor taste!
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You're alright for a Port supporter
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You're my forever (unless Boaky calls)
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You're my forever (unless Tony Modra calls)
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You're alright for a Crows supporter
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You’ve gained a lot of wrinkles and lost a lot of hair since the crows last won a premiership
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Even though you're a Tigers fan, you'll always be in my top 8
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Just like carlton, your best years are now behind you
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I like you a lot more than I like your footy team
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I hope your birthday is less of a letdown than your footy team
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I love you more than the umps love the Hawks
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I thought of buying you a card that mocked kangas fans, but...
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I’m going to stick with you until the bombers win a final
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A purchase that you can feel good about
50 cents from every card purchased is donated to charities. Our 'Breast intentions' range supports Cancer Council SA. All other ranges support ReachOut Australia - helping the mental health and wellbeing of young Australians. Thanks to your generosity, we donated $1315 to ReachOut in 2024.











