The Adelaide range
If you know, you know...
Designed to celebrate what it means to be from Adelaide - and the little things that make our hometown so special.
Next day dispatch is available on the entire collection.
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If you can get through the Britannia Roundabout, you can get through this
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I think you're the mall's balls
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I'd drive more than 20 minutes to see you
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Like roadworks on South Road, my love for you is never ending
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You’ve gained a lot of wrinkles and lost a lot of hair since the crows last won a premiership
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You're hotter than Don Dunstan's pink shorts
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Not long now until you can claim seniors discounts!
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You're heaps good
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You're like the o-bahn – the fastest route to Paradise I've found
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Not long now until you can catch the bus for free
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Congrats on being more fertile than Wang Wang and Fu Ni
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A purchase that you can feel good about
50 cents from every card purchased goes directly to ReachOut Australia - helping to support the mental health and wellbeing of young Australians. Thanks to your generosity, we donated $1315 to ReachOut in 2024.
Footy
Cards for people you tolerate despite their poor taste!
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You're alright for a Port supporter
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You're my forever (unless Tony Modra calls)
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You're alright for a Crows supporter
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You’ve gained a lot of wrinkles and lost a lot of hair since the crows last won a premiership
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Even though you're a Tigers fan, you'll always be in my top 8
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Just like carlton, your best years are now behind you
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I like you a lot more than I like your footy team
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I hope your birthday is less of a letdown than your footy team
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I love you more than the umps love the Hawks
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I thought of buying you a card that mocked kangas fans, but...
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I’m going to stick with you until the bombers win a final
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i’m sorry to hear you’re a saints fan (like really sorry)
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Unseasoned Greetings cards are greener than broccolini dipped in pesto sauce
All Unseasoned Greetings cards are printed on recycled paper and placed inside recycled envelopes. We also don’t print until a card is purchased - meaning that nothing goes to waste!
Unseasoned musings
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Our Mother’s Day cards are as legendary as your...
Looking for a Mother’s Day card that’s actually funny and uniquely South Australian? These cheeky, heartfelt picks say it all.
Our Mother’s Day cards are as legendary as your...
Looking for a Mother’s Day card that’s actually funny and uniquely South Australian? These cheeky, heartfelt picks say it all.
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Become a stockist of Unseasoned Greetings cards
Looking to stock something uniquely South Aussie in your store? Unseasoned Greetings cards are packed with local humour, nostalgia, and the quirks that make SA special. They fly off the...
Become a stockist of Unseasoned Greetings cards
Looking to stock something uniquely South Aussie in your store? Unseasoned Greetings cards are packed with local humour, nostalgia, and the quirks that make SA special. They fly off the...
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The Tony Modra Valentine's Day card: a love sto...
Who would have thought that a heartthrob from the mid-'90s would still be making people swoon in 2025? But here we are. The Tony Modra Valentine’s Day card has caused...
The Tony Modra Valentine's Day card: a love sto...
Who would have thought that a heartthrob from the mid-'90s would still be making people swoon in 2025? But here we are. The Tony Modra Valentine’s Day card has caused...
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The Unseasoned Guide to South Aussie Christmas ...
Celebrate Christmas with uniquely Adelaide cards! Funny, festive and proudly South Australian, with each purchase supporting ReachOut Australia.
The Unseasoned Guide to South Aussie Christmas ...
Celebrate Christmas with uniquely Adelaide cards! Funny, festive and proudly South Australian, with each purchase supporting ReachOut Australia.
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Going the distance for love (literally) in Adel...
In Adelaide, there’s one dead giveaway that someone’s serious about you: they’re driving more than 20 minutes to see you. That’s why our “I’d Drive More Than 20 Minutes to...
Going the distance for love (literally) in Adel...
In Adelaide, there’s one dead giveaway that someone’s serious about you: they’re driving more than 20 minutes to see you. That’s why our “I’d Drive More Than 20 Minutes to...
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The most romantic Adelaide date spots (in our o...
Ahhh Adelaide, the city of love, the city of romance. With Valentine’s Day just around the corner, it’s time to start thinking about how you can sweep your lover off...
The most romantic Adelaide date spots (in our o...
Ahhh Adelaide, the city of love, the city of romance. With Valentine’s Day just around the corner, it’s time to start thinking about how you can sweep your lover off...
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The Unseasoned Guide to picking the perfect Val...
Love is in the air, and Valentine's Day is just around the corner! If you’re in Adelaide, why not add a touch of local flair to your expression of love? ...
The Unseasoned Guide to picking the perfect Val...
Love is in the air, and Valentine's Day is just around the corner! If you’re in Adelaide, why not add a touch of local flair to your expression of love? ...
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Christmas traditions for South Australians
Now that I'm older and have a young family, Christmas has taken on a whole new meaning for me. While I may have had some Scrooge tendencies in the past,...
Christmas traditions for South Australians
Now that I'm older and have a young family, Christmas has taken on a whole new meaning for me. While I may have had some Scrooge tendencies in the past,...
